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Friday, October 10, 2008

Kitty and Birdy

Heather, I know how upset you are about running over that poor kitty. I wanted to let you know that I feel your pain, because I once too killed a poor, defenseless animal, on accident. It was back when I was about 8 or 9 and I was riding my bike around my block. Well, going around the same block over and over can get a little boring (and my mom wouldn't let me go any further). Well, I was looking for a little excitement and finally after a while I spotted this big stick in the middle of the street and I decided that I am going to try to roll my bike over it. It was pretty big, or at least it was then. Right when I rolled over it, I spotted a little birdy on the other side of it, that I had not seen before because the stick blocked it from my view, and...squash, my back tired landed on it. I went to go back and look at the damages and its one wing was stuck up in the air, kind of like it was trying to fly...but...sadly...it...was...dead

Dear Kitty and Birdy,

Heather and I are so very sorry for killing you...but I hear that all animals go to Heaven...so you have to be in Kitty and Birdy Heaven right now. There must be plenty of mice and bird baths up there, right...Oh, you don't eat mice in Heaven? It is that really fancy, very expensive cat food that is non-dolphin or horse made that you eat? That is very nice...And you get petted all the time? Well, you lucky kitty. See, Heather running you over wasn't that bad...just hurt for a split second...Okay, well, talk you later Kitty. Have a nice bath, Birdy.

Love,
Britt

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